Phishing Has Discovered Swiss German, and It Is Glorious

Phishing has discovered Swiss German, with predictably glorious results. Armed with AI, scammers are now localising their emails into synthetic dialect, apparently unaware that Swiss German is spoken everywhere but written very selectively. The result is less sophisticated social engineering than a cultural misunderstanding with a malicious link attached.

Dear Google, Make It Turn Before You Make It Glow

Google’s next Pixel may arrive with more artificial intelligence, more clever tricks and perhaps even Pixel Glow. Wonderful. Meanwhile, the phone still struggles with the primitive task of rotating its screen when turned. After years of Pixels, stuck apps, failed auto-rotation and dubious water resistance, the basics remain embarrassingly unfinished.

The Tesla FSD Paradox

Tesla may be close to a genuine breakthrough in supervised autonomous driving in Europe, and that deserves real recognition. Its vision-based system looks astonishingly capable in complex traffic. But that progress also makes Tesla’s everyday stupidity even funnier. When a car can seemingly understand cyclists, pedestrians and chaos, yet still fails at a blatantly obvious route, admiration quickly turns into disbelief.

A Case for Tesla: Vision Only?

Elon Musk is renowned for his ambitious, often grandiose visions, and his tendency to announce groundbreaking technology far in advance. Yet, the timelines Musk sets for Tesla’s developments, particularly in autonomous driving, frequently go unmet, causing many to dismiss his…